What did the five fingers say to the face....

Well well well. The pictures have finally surfaced and the results are in: Rihanna's face is JACKED up.

While I already didn't need to hear about Chris Brown and this guy to know the safest place for a woman is NOT in a house with a man, the emergence of the police report photos really makes me want to know exactly what transpired.

I know, I know, what had happened was Chris Brown beat Rihanna's ass, but what was the actual scene that ended with the lovable, dancing, half-singing, spearmint gum chewing Brown turning this into this?

Hmm, I don't know, but I'm sure it has something to do with apimpnamedslickbackism. Begin at 2:47 if you will.

"Some niggas can't cross bridges, you can't go upside a bitch's head"

Yes you can Chris Brown, yes you can. 

But seriously....I hope that with all this public attention people actually start talking about domestic violence....It's kind of a problem.